I’m a Breast Man Thanksgiving Shirt – Funny Turkey Day Tee

Serve up some laughs this holiday season with our “I’m a Breast Man (On Thanksgiving)” tee — the perfect blend of dad-joke charm and Thanksgiving spirit. Featuring a cartoon roasted turkey front and center, this shirt is made for the folks who know their way around a holiday dinner plate.

Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to get a chuckle around the table, it’s the ultimate conversation starter for Friendsgiving, family gatherings, or that uncle who always shows up ready with a good joke.

Whether you’re carving the bird, hosting the feast, or just showing off your legendary appetite, this tee brings the humor without the hassle.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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