I’m a Breast Man Thanksgiving Shirt – Funny Turkey Day Tee
Black / S
$ 16.99 USD
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Serve up some laughs this holiday season with our “I’m a Breast Man (On Thanksgiving)” tee — the perfect blend of dad-joke charm and Thanksgiving spirit. Featuring a cartoon roasted turkey front and center, this shirt is made for the folks who know their way around a holiday dinner plate.
Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to get a chuckle around the table, it’s the ultimate conversation starter for Friendsgiving, family gatherings, or that uncle who always shows up ready with a good joke.
Whether you’re carving the bird, hosting the feast, or just showing off your legendary appetite, this tee brings the humor without the hassle.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
I’m a Breast Man Thanksgiving Shirt – Funny Turkey Day Tee
$ 16.99 USD
Product Details
Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to get a chuckle around the table, it’s the ultimate conversation starter for Friendsgiving, family gatherings, or that uncle who always shows up ready with a good joke.
Whether you’re carving the bird, hosting the feast, or just showing off your legendary appetite, this tee brings the humor without the hassle.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Comfort Colors 1717 Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Premium 6.1 oz. fabric
- Garment-dyed and soft-washed
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Soft, substantial feel
- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill taping
- Double-needle stitching for durability
- Printed to order
Care & Maintenance
Machine wash cold, inside-out
Wash with similar colors
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not iron directly over the graphic
Do not dry clean
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.